caca mouth

princessdumby:

Add me on snapchat because


sassyprince69

please and thank

Add me on snapchat because


sassyprince69

My man doing manly house work

My man doing manly house work

dirudo:

im soooo done

u-ok:

(brushes crumbs off bed) yea baby hop on in

sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

joshpeck:

i don’t need this kind of negativity

joshpeck:

i don’t need this kind of negativity

3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol