caca mouth
trust:

"all girls dress the same"

trust:

"all girls dress the same"

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

disgustinghuman:

[sighs internally]

[sighs externally]

[sighs eternally]

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

grammargrill69:

looks like bengledick crinklesniff lost this round

Elders React To Fifty Shades of Grey

inbox:

there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

I woke up at 630 simply cause i felt my bf get out of bed and i havent been able go go back to sleep ever since man wtf

coachmcguirk:

consider this: 

image

How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?
Anonymous

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

weloveshortvideos:

When your mom yells at you while she’s on the phone 

Vine by Corey Scherer

videogamesandmaryjane:

It’s time for some dabs

videogamesandmaryjane:

It’s time for some dabs

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK

lotrlockedwhovian:

I WANT THIS AT WORK