caca mouth

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herculeanluxe:

vinebox:

White people son

are you serious

good

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

yeA

yeA

princessdumby:

im sO hi gh

princessdumby:

im sO hi gh

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

image

offensed:

i wasn’t ready

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

susemoji:

faggot-terrorist:

sickestambition:

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this is it®

the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing

This changed everyone’s game

Honestly tho

Why am i crying??????????

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

the finished product looks liks a butthole

the finished product looks liks a butthole

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

My bf suffers from seizures and i make sure i do all of these steps.

so happy

so happy