ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
im sO hi gh
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
i wasn’t ready
[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
this is it®
the gasps throughout the entire audience after she starts bleeding are fucking amazing
This changed everyone’s game
Why am i crying??????????
How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)
My bf suffers from seizures and i make sure i do all of these steps.